Digging In The Dirt

NEW NEW NEW NEW NEW.

2006-05-18T17:56:51Z

Holy hell. I'm back.
So.
I'm sick.
Well...I was. Today...I guess I feel better.
I was sposed to go to Wegmans to see Jeff again, but momma most likely won't let me cause I stayed home.
Oh, drats.
Yeah.
Suhhh...
I think...I wanna go back to Sweet Home.
Why?
AH PUH TUH, I'LL TELL YOU WHY.
Like...everyone is leaving Mount that I'm uber friends with, either cause of the fucking tuiton being raised or because they hate it.
Plus. I know people from ES AYCHE now, and this dood told me I should try it again. I think he's right.
That's gay...I leave Sweet Home...and end up meeting people from there...come on now.
There were so many penises.
But I left them all.
And now...I'm going to Mount and everyone is leaving.
The only people that are going to be left, are the assholes that hate me. Uhh muhh guhhhhh. X[
Fuck.
Uncool.

So let's talk about Myesha. She is one of these here assholes.
1.)She looks like a man.
2.)She thinks she be teh seXxayest biznatch eva.
3.)She is muy self-centered.
4.)She wears jeans with a rainbow on them.

So Miss Myesha Moss does not like Ashley Abbott at all.
Ashley Abbott scares her because 'I'm a freak.'
Yes.
This is true, but in a completely different way than she believes.
So it's fun to make her think I'm more of a dick.
CHOO KNOWWW those annoying people that breath down your neck and step on your shoes when they walk behind you?
Yeh.
I did that to her.
It was fresh.
That was not enough though.
The other day...I'm walking in the hall...and she's coming from the other way.
We are finally aligned next to each other...so close that our shoulders were like, an inch away.
And as we did this, I turned my head and ferociously hissed in her ear.
Ferocious.
Cool with a K word.
Nah.
It was very loud. I probably spit on her lobe.

I've changed.
Have we noticed?
Last year...I was a stupid ass. Everyone who hated me was probably like, "she thinks I like her cause I'm nice to her."
Nonono.
I did not like you.
Now, this year.
If I don't like you, cha know it.
I am like, this little evil bitch that no one expects to live in the stoner.
Muaha.
Silly.

NOW. LET'S MOVE ON TO RANDALL.
Mrs. Dale Randall.
My cuntface math teacher.
Oh my goodness.
She is going to make me end up in summer schoo.
Ah know it.
Earlier in the year, when I didn't have my homework...she would be like, "you have to show me something to get credit."
Sooooo...we started this stupid fucking up shit that I didn't get. I showed some work. It was wrong, but atleast I tried.
Mguh, she's coming around for a homework check.
And I know she's not going to be happy with what I did.
But I am very excited.
I knew I was going to fight with her this time.
And so I did.
I felt like I was arguing with my mom.

R - What's this you have on your paper?
A - III dunno. I didn't get it again.
R - ...It's a zero. -Starts to walk away.-
A - You said if I show work...
R - That's not work...that...that's nothing.
A - Well how am I supposed to show work if I don't get it?
R - When are you going to come for help after school?
A - I go to the learning center because I get it in there.
R - When are you going to come after school?
A - I go to the learning center because I understand it in there.
R - But why don't you stay after school?
A - I don't know, I just don't get it in class, but I do right away in the learning center.
R - Well you should be staying after school.
A - Well I don't know why I'm not getting it in class.
R - I don't either. -Walks away.-

Ack. Okay. Well. I'm done now. Uhm. Werd?

i'M sO Sick. <Whoa. Oopies.

2006-02-10T03:22:22Z

IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII went to the Genie.
Yes, I did.
He was really CoOoOL.
I decided that I needed him.
So I took him to...
the...
poOoOoOoL...

and now we break out completely.

THE POOL WAS COLD;
I WAS HOT.
THE GENIE SAID,
"WHAT HAVE WE GOT?"
I LOOKED AT HIM,
DID I WINK,
THEN I SAID,
"WHAT DO YOU THINK?"
HE MADE. A. GREAT, BIG SMILE.
"BOY, YOU'RE GONNA MAKE ME GO A MILE."
I LAUGHED A BIT,
CHUCKLED TOO,
THEN I STOPPED.
"YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO."
HE PAUSED AND HELD UP HIS HAND
"YOUR WISH IS MY COMMAND."

What three things did I wish for?
1.)
2.)
3.)

No, I didn't wish that he gets his freedom. That only happens in crazy stores.

Like Aladdin.

Speaking of Aladdin...I talked to him the other day. It was really weird.

I was like, "Hey, Al."
And he was like, "Heya, Ash. What's up?"
And I'm like, "You're up, apparently. The streets have gone crazy with your name."
And he's like, "OH, YOU WANNA START WITH ME?"
And I was like,"Whoa, Al, calm down. Just speakin the truth..."
He got all gross looking and was all, "What the hell, Ash? You wanna start shit with me, go on then. I don't have time for assholes like you who wanna tell me what to do with my god damn life."
I got all confused...like, "A L A D D I N. What are you talking about? I didn't tell you what to do."
He got all, "Uh, YEAH, you did. You expected me to shape up. Well guess what, Ash? I'm a street rat. It's not gonna happen anytime soon. Bitch"

Then he walked away.

Weirdo.

Should I continue to be friends with him? And explain everything? Or should I ignore it and move on with my life? Your decision. I can't make my own.

10:20.

1+0+2+0=?

If you guess a number, you're right!

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Name one thing for each letter that I would bring to survive on a stranded island. Kristina, I'm not bringing you. Sorry.

YESSSS.

2006-01-21T05:49:10Z

I just wanted to tell everyone that I'm watching Thumblina.

That is how bored I am.

I haven't watched this since I was like, five.

It's awesome.

I was going to watch the Princess and the Goblin, of which has not been viewed by me since third grade. Thumblina just called to me, though. Yumsayn?

MAYA IS A SPOILED BITCH AND DOES NOT DESERVE TO BE IN A FAIRYTALE.

Ok. This is going nowhere.

I'll update later if Maya does anything interesting.

WOW.

2006-01-02T08:43:33Z

So. It's 3:07 in theh morning. Um. I haven't written in here in quiiiite awhile. I'm going to try to stay on all night. Well. Technically, morning. Shut up. I had too much panda paws. Now my tummy hurts.

This is so pointless.

I have nothing to do.

Let's write out every lyric I have stuck in my head.

This pain and suffering are feelings that you don't know.
Does it feel like, feel like 20 below?

Will you go when it's time?
I know you can light the match.
Will you go when it's time, go when it's time...
to burn me down?
Is this what you wanted?
Is this what you wanted?

In the end you only get what you deserve...
What you deserve...
What you don't know won't leave a scar.
What you don't know something something.
What you don't know is who you are.
I just give you something to talk about.
So you lost yourself.
Turned to someone else.
Something something.
Then you find yourself...
And your someone else
In the end you only get what you desereve, what you desereve.

So. I currently hate living in this house. My mom thinks I don't care about anything and that I am an ungrateful little bitch and James...is...so stupid. I hate hearing his voice since he yells at me 99.9% of the time and I want to rip it out. I hope you enjoy learning about what goes on in my head.

I feel extremely unloved, yet so loved at the same time.
I don't know what is going on.
I am confused about everything.

I won't say I'm in love.

IT'S MY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!! 4:15 A.M. 4/15. APRIL 15TH. Ok, the audjence gets it, mother.
Actually. The clock is an hour fast. It's only my half birthday. I'll be 15 for about the 8374986th time in an 58 minutes.

Pleassssssssseeeeee...

Ok. Well. I think that I am in love with Trapt. I heart their CD and I dreamed about them.
They're really fly.

I wonder why the less I get the more I give.

What else goes on in my head?

What the hell? I kicked my table and the computer screen is now aqua. Let's kick it again.
Aqua.
White.Aqua.
Aqua.
White.Aqua.
Pink.
Pink.
Pink.White.Pink.White.
Pink.
White.

STAY. No. Let's kick it again.
Aqua.

That's rather odd. I like the white, but aqua will do, I guess.

No. No, it really won't.

KICK.

I'm getting some flickers of orange but it's staying aqua...

AHHH FLASHES OF VIVID PINK LIKE MAJOR WHOA.

Light pink is the closest to white I'm getting. Maybe this is white? I really can't tell. Ok. It is.

Back to my head.

I feel very lost right now.

About everything.

I'm lonely.

I want to leave my house right now...

The other night I was gonna go to zee haunted synagogue at 2 in the morning. I was all ready and then my dad woke up and he's like, "WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!" And I stuffed my gloved hands in my pocket and said I was looking for something. Then he's like, "WHAAAT?" And I looked at the table and saw James' Nintendo DS...so I was all..."I was getting the DS." And he's like, "WHY?? YOU'RE SPOSED TO BE IN BED." And I'm all..."BECAUSE I WANTED TO PLAY IT." I ended up actually having to go to bed, though. I was pretty pissed. I needed to get out of my house uber bad.

Just like I do now.

Can I come live with you?

It would be greatly appreciated. I think I'm going to jump out a window if someone bitches at me one more time.

School tomorrow.

I will became majorly tired again and end up falling sleep in class like I did before break. Going to school is like...bad. I love my people. But I fall asleep in almost every class and I bitch at the teachers cause they're fags. We get to carry out blankets around school. I do it for religion and bio. I'm going to stop because there is no point when we don't watch Moses in religion in anymore. That was amazing. If the teachers didn't hate me, I would carry it around all day. But knowing them, they'd tell Ashley to put it in her locker just because I like to piss them off, and apparently, "play games with their minds."

I love the afternoon bus...

It's the only good part of my day.

I have my blanket. I can sleep if I want to.
Transer. I get my hugs.
Get on another bus and sleep more.

Then I go home and I want to kill someone.

Today, seeing as it is 3:32 in the morning, I will hold a strike in my room. I can't go on the computer later because of how I acted towards my mom.

Yeah.

I was abusive.

I pushed her a lot and threw a book at her.

Oh well. I finally showed her 10% of what I want to do when she makes me mad.

Just because I wrote that, James will randomly find my livejournal and read it. Then he'll show my mom and she'll ask me about the other 90%.

So if you read this, mother, the other 90% is me wanting to rip apart the house and live in a tree.

Don't bother asking about anything else. Don't even bring it up. I don't want you to lecture me on how you wish I cared more about things or show that I realize I'm a part of this family.

I've been with you for 14 years. I know I'm a part of this family.

Moms need to get over that when we're 14 we're going to be with our friends all the time and that we will fight with them about like, everything.

It's not just me so don't make me feel like I should drown myself in a lake.

OK. SO. Moving on.

It's 3:42, and I want to go to bed but I'm not tired. I feel sick, but it's ok.

Thank you for making me wait for nothing.

I WOULD NOT BE SCARED...

2005-09-19T18:36:24Z

HI. OK. WELL. I CURRENTLY HAVE NOT BEEN GOING TO SCHOOL SINCE SEPTEMBER 8TH. OHHH DEAR.

SO.

LET'S DO NOTHING. TODAY. AGAIN.

Will you be my bad boyfriend?
If you don't have a penis, you don't qualify as a boy.
And girlfriends are not acceptable.
Stupid Kristina.

Come on, baby, be my bad booooyfrieeeendddd...

New song.

RUN MY BABY RUN MY BABY RUNNNNN
RUN FROM THE NOISE OF THE STREET AND THE LOADED GUNNNN

Can love be strange?
Don't it amaze you?
Everytime you give yourself away, does it come back to haunt you?
Is love an elusive charm?
Can it be painful?
Do you understand this crazy world?
Are you gonna crack?
Are you EVER gonna crack?

So. I've decided that since I'm lonely, I'll CREATE someone. Ready? He's gonna be laying down.

<8)->-<

MMMM, yummy. His name is Sheldon. <3

I'm bored. I've currently been obsessed with Unwritten Law. This will be shortlived, but okay.

I totally went to see The Exorcism of Emily Rose. Okies, it was rather boring, yet funny because...it was...just...stupid...Chloe ran out of the theater shitting herself. Ahh, so silly.

THERE'S NOTHING GRANDER THAN THE BIG SURPRISE.
Oh, yes. You. Do you want a big surprise?
Hm?
Why/why not?

LIFE IS A BITCH AND THEN YOU DIE, MY LOVE. <3333333

I want to...

MAKE A MUD PIE!

Are you PREPARED?
NO??
Omgsh.
Ok, fine.

Is Ashley stupid?
Yes?
Why??
Fag...

Sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo...I wonder how many people actually read this. Cause if they do, oh. Not cool.

Do YOU have cancer?
I have cancer.

Why do you love me?
WHY DO YOU LOVE ME?
WhY Do yOu lOvE Me?
It's driving me crazy...
WHY DO YOU LOVE ME?
WHYYYYYY DO YOU LOOOOVE ME??
Y d0 y0uu <3 m3?
IT'S DRIVING ME CRAZY...
Whydoyouloveme?
W h y d o y o u l o v e m e ?

Oh. You DON'T love me.
Seriously.
You suck.

Are you sleeping with a friend of mine??
I've got no proof...but...I think that I'm right...
DOUCHEBAG.
DO IT AGAIN!

Ok. Wanna play the flower game?
It shows how much you loveeee Ashley!

Tell 10 things you ABSOLUTELY love about her. And then...

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2.)
3.)
4.)
5.)
6.)
7.)
8.)
9.)
10.)

Say ANYTHING you disapprove of Ashley. Did Ashley hurt your feelings? Did Ashley betray you? Did Ashley kill you?

Subtract the number of dislikes from the love.

That's how many flowers I get!

<3333

Can you bleed like me?

Hey, guys! I'd sink ships for you! AAF LYLAS.

Stop. Ok. Now.

I think. That. I'm done.

Yes? Yeah, sure why not?

Okies, byee, <3

I just thought this was funny.

2005-09-13T14:30:22Z

You scored as agnosticism. You are an agnostic. Though it is generally taken that agnostics neither believe nor disbelieve in God, it is possible to be a theist or atheist in addition to an agnostic. Agnostics don't believe it is possible to prove the existence of God (nor lack thereof).

Agnosticism is a philosophy that God's existence cannot be proven. Some say it is possible to be agnostic and follow a religion; however, one cannot be a devout believer if he or she does not truly believe.

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Satanism

100%

agnosticism

100%

Islam

83%

Hinduism

83%

Christianity

75%

Paganism

75%

Buddhism

67%

Judaism

50%

atheism

50%

Which religion is the right one for you? (new version)
created with QuizFarm.com

Notice how satanism is 100%. I....can partially....see why people call my goth.

BUT THE ABSENCE OF YOUR TEARS GAVE YOU AWAY.

2005-09-13T13:59:43Z

Hey friends! I'm currently doing nothing while everyone is in school. MMMM, SCHOOL! Okies. So. Let's look around the room for some ideas of which I can write about.

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GO!

Ok, we got...a curling iron...A lightbulb...Some clocks...yeah...not much to write about in here. Let's play the curling iron game!

You have to answer these questions about Ashley and for everyone of them that you get right, you get a curl! There's only 16 questions; you can only get atleast 15 curls so they're gonna be really big curls, kay? Kay!

How does Ashley feel right now? (Clue: It's not lonely.) :
What does Ashley want to do right now?:
What is Ashley hungry for?:
What does Ashley have an urge to do that is not normal for her right now?:
Is Ashley happy with her hair today?:
What is Ashley thinking about?:
Who is Ashley thinking about?:
Why is Ashley thinking about this/them?:
Does Ashley love you more than that rubber band over there?:
What's her favorite amount of crayons in a crayola box?:
Does Ashley belly dance for people?:
If she does, who?
If she doesn't, why not?
Is she a bulimic belly dancer?:
What does Ashley think of abortion?:
Is this the end of Ashley's curling iron game?:

I know you like itttt
I know you like itttt
It's written all over your face
Don't hide itttt
I know you like ittt
More than I like ittt

We have Fat Joe stuck in our head!

Can you guess what song Ashley is listening to while writing this? Don't look at where I said Music: Silhouette Serenade~Vendetta Red. Just don't. Trust me. It'll ruin it.

WHAT IS THE LAST THING I WANNA DO RIGHT NOW?:
WHAT AREN'T YOU TELLING ME?:
WHAT DO YOU CLEAR YOUR CONSCIENCE WITH?:
WHAT GAVE YOU AWAY?:
WHAT HAVE I BEEN LONELY LIKE?:
WHAT ELSE?:
WHAT ELSE?:
WHAT ELSE?:
WHAT'S HOLDING ME LIKE A SILHOUETTE OR A SERENADE?:
HOW MUCH DO YOU HAVE TO SAY?:
WHAT WILL THIS BROKEN BOY HANG ON TO?:
WHAT DO YOU TELL ME?:
WHAT DO I DO WHEN YOU TELL ME THAT?:
WHAT DID YOU HEAL YOUR HEARTACHE WITH?:
WHAT ELSE GAVE YOU AWAY?:
WHAT HAS TO END?:
DO I HAVE TO SAY SOMETHING BEFORE I LEAVE?:
WHAT WOULD MAKE ME SURRENDER?:
WHO IS HOLDING ME IN THEIR ARMS? (And you can't say Kristina.):

Yeah.!.!.!. Okkkk...sooo, friends...EVIL THERAPY TIME!

CAN YOU HEAR ME?!
THERE'S SOMETHING I'VE BEEN WANTING TO TELL YOU...
WHEN YOU WERE LYING FACE DOWN IN A POOL OF BLOOD AND BROKEN GLASS YOU NEVER LOOKED SO BEAUTIFUL...
SO WHO'S THE BIG MAN NOW MOTHER FUCKER?
THE ONE WITHOUT HIS ARMS OR LEGS?
WELL I WANNA LICK THOSE BLOODY STUMPS AND CUM CANDY IN YOUR MOUTH UNTIL YOU CRY.

Pretend I was talking to you? Do you know why I chopped your limbs off? No, I don't think you do! Let's find out!

1.)If you are a girl, go to number 2. If you are a guy, go to number 3.
2.)If you are taller than her, go to number 4. If you are shorter or JUST ABOUT the same height, go to number 5. (i.e., 2-3 inches taller is just about the same height.)
3.)If you have brown hair, go to number 6. If you have blonde hair, go to number 7, if you have black hair, go to number 2. If you have dirty blonde, go to number 4. If you have red hair, I accidentally chopped your limbs off and went blind so I didn't mean to yell at you either. Sorry.
4.)If you think Ashley needs to be put in therapy, go to number 8. If you don't, I killed you because you're weird and don't see that I am...slow. And. Do. Need. Therapy.
5.)If you think Ashley has ADD, go to number 9. If you don't, I killed you because you, too, don't pay attention to when people need help.
6.)If you are albino, go to number 10. If you aren't, I killed you because you are stupid and need to become albino. Which you can't do. Because I killed you. Ass.
7.)If you don't act like me, go to number 9. If you do, I killed you because I don't like when certain people remind me of myself. And you might be certain, If you aren't like me, go to number 4.
8.)If you think Ashley needs MORE than therapy, I killed you cause I don't and YOU are the one who needs to be put in a mental hospital so...shut up cause nobody likes weird people. Stupid dick. If you don't think I do, then I killed you because you are a liar and like to boil ice cubes in marinated soup.
9.)If you think Ashley is albino, I killed you because I have blue eyes. If you don't think so, then I killed you anyways cause you think I have contacts.
10.)I killed you because I was bored.

Guess what? If I was to kill myself, it would be because I think I have contacts!

I bought the Vendetta Red cd. Daaaamn...12 songs. 9 are about rape. 2 others are about murder. One is normal. Which I'm listening to. It's really funny. I want to listen to their cd right now. Let's go get it. Ha. No. Let's not. OK. Here's an example of their rape songs.

Fucked on the gurney 'til you're black and blue,
by beheaded banshees who cackle and coo.
Who'd let a medic of blasphemous birth
flavor his meat with the salt of the earth?
Cannons and hymnals condemn you to die,
and oh how the acolytes sing?

"Lay them on the lawn like dead virgins.
Goddess of the grove we praise thee.
Gloria.
For every one of our sisters tortured
a thousand of their sons will burn."

Fist through your gums like a five fingered kiss.
A sad toothless suitor in post coital bliss.
Roll up that dollar, and powder your nose,
you'll show up like semen on dark colored clothes.
Forceps and scalpel make a mockery of flesh,
and oh how the acolytes sing?

They're pointing, laughing, while he begs
his tormentors for just one taste
of that wicked honey between her legs,
before it goes away,
and she goes away.

OR....

I got a secret. A terrible secret.
And if I told you would you promise to keep it secret?
I just put my head down every time they call my name
'cause they never understand me anyway.

Every time you call my name.
In the shape of a palm on the side of her face.
Every time you call my name.

He was our teacher. Our Sunday school preacher.
And he made her stay after school one day
while I waited.
And I watched him take her,
beat her and rape her, then he said,
"If you tell anyone, I'll have God kill your mommy."

So I just put my head down
everytime they called my name,
'cause they never understand me anyway.

Yes. But it's mmm, good.

OK, BYEE. <3

Hi.

2005-09-05T16:24:28Z

Ok. Chloe wants us to start actually writing what we do in here again.

So. Here I go.

On Wednesday, Ashley went to the movies with Kristina, Chloe, Kristen, and Elizabeth to see THE DUKES OF HAZZARD.
On Thursday, Ashley fergot what happened.
On Friday, Chloe and Ashley went to Coty's. Pat and Kyle came, too. Now, Ashley loves drum sticks. She also loves Axe 87,838 times more than she did before.
On Saturday, Pat and Coty came to Chloe's. Ashley also went. Went. I don't like that word.
On Sunday, Ashley and Chloe almost went to Coty's again. But we didn't. So we all had a nice conversation on the phone about going to see THE EXORCISM OF EMILY ROSE. Yes, caps were neccesary. Again. Chloe tried to kill Ashley by ruining her with comments of things Ashley didn't mean to say. Ashley's mad at herself and wish she couldn't talk. Ashley is keeping EVERYTHING a secret now.
Today is Monday. Ashley is sitting here typing. She can't go anywhere because her mom decided to get up and use all the gas. Now she doesn't want to pay for more because it's $107. Ashley is really mad about this, because Ashley wants to buy the Vendetta Red cd.
Tomorrow, Ashley doesn't know.
Wednesday, Ashley is going to school and she has decided to sit with her black friend that she likes to stalk in the neighborhood. He's Ashley's hero, but he's really scared of Ashley and Chloe.

Ok. Now.

I would like to stop speaking in third person. So...Chloe and Coty love each other and they're getting married and they're gonna make 76 babies. They like to make body art on each other and other stuff that I don't remember. Okay.

I need another hug. Right now. Let's go. One more time. Give me a hug.

No seriously.

I'm going to die if I don't get another hug.

One more.

And I'll be ok.

GODDD.

What is wrong with me? Hmm?

I get hugs and that's what everything I wanted.

But no.

I want more.

BAM!

2005-09-01T01:21:11Z

hgsddddddd...

PRESSURE WASH THE QUIVER BONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IN THE BITCH WRINKLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OK.

um, for every number you get right, i'll give you a hug. and they have to be important things or big details.

What did I last night? [[Tuesday]]

1.)
2.)
3.)

What did I do today? [[Wednesday]]

1.)
2.)
3.)

What am I doing tomorrow? [[Thursday]]

1.)
2.)
3.)

What am I doing on Friday? [[Friday]]

1.)
2.)
3.)

^^I'll give help if neccesary.

ok.

hi.

tell me something about ashley and the __________ that's really weird...really funny...and really pathetic.

SO. I LOVE YOU.
DO YOU LOVE ME?
I DOUBT IT.

Ok? Do you wanna hear my bet? Of couse you do. You have to guess it.

I'm betting ______ that I will find _____ by Sunday. If I don't, I get ______. If I do, I get ______.

OK. byee. yeah, that was pointless.

BAM!

SMELP!

2005-08-20T05:33:41Z

I WAS EVERYTHING YOU EVER NEEDED
EVER WANTED
EVERYTHING YOU WISHED FORRR
AND THIS IS HOW YOU REPAYY MEEE

MKAYYYY HIIII LET'S TAKE A QUIZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You are Agonistic

You're not sure if God exists, and you don't care.
For you, there's no true way to figure out the divine.
You rather focus on what you can control - your own life.
And you tend to resent when others "sell" religion to you.

What's Your Religious Philosophy?

YEYYYY!!!!!!!! <3333333

OK SO TOMORROW I'M SEEING THE DUKES OF HAZZARD AND I AM GOING TO KILL YOU BECAUSE YOU SMELL LIKE A HUGE ASS POTATO. OMG, LOSER.

MKAY, SO, GAME TIME, GURLLLZZZZ!!!!!!!

NAME THE FIRST THING THAT COMES TO ASHLEY'S MIND THAT BEGINS WIIIITH...

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HI! SO, DO YOU WANNA SEE THE DUKES OF HAZZARD?
AND WHY DO YOU WANT TO SEE IT?

SHE CAME FROM THE GRAVE MUCH GRAVER. FIRST HE'LL KILL HER THEN I'LL SAVE HER! EVERYTHING IS TURNING OUT SO DARK...NO, I'LL SAVE HER THEN I'L KILL HER!

I bet you could NEVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER name one person Ashley loved for each letter of the alphabet. And using real names. If you wanna TRY, I'll give you the biggest bear hug ever AND $80,000.

Can you write a song about ______ and ______ jumping rope. The names have to start with D and M. -wink.-

What are Ashley's FAVORITE things to do in the whole wide world. Now, I'm for serious, so don't go making up something like sewing sweaters.

1.)
2.)
3.)
4.)
5.)
6.)
7.)
8.)
9.)
10.)

OH, AND IF YOU SAID YOU WANTED TO SEE THE DUKES OF HAZZARD BECAUSE JOHNNY KNOXVILLE IS IN IT, YOU HAVE TO GO KILL YOURSELF.

HEY HEY HEEEYYY

2005-08-19T23:57:56Z

TRY NOT TO DIE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGAAIN!!!!!!!!
WILL YOU STILL HOLD ME WHEN YOU SEE WHAT I HAVE DONNNNEE??
WILL YOU STILL KISS ME THE SAAAME??
WILL YOU TASTE MY BITTER BLOOOOOODD...??

WHEN YOUR WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORLD STARTS CAAAAAAAAAAVING INNNNNNNN
IIIIIII'DD STILL TAKE YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU IN
AND IF YOUR WOOOOOOOOORLD FILLS YOUUUUUUU WITH FEAR
AND IIII'M ALREAAAAAAAADYYY HEREEEEE

TAKE ME DOWN THE PARADISE CITY WHERE THE GRASS IS GREEN AND THE GIRLS ARE PRETTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OH, WON'T YOU PLEASE TAKE MEEEE HOOOMMMEEEE??1?!!?!?!

OK. CAN YOU TELL ME THE NAMES OF THESE SONGS/MUSICIANS WITHOUT LOOKING? I WILL KILL YOU IF YOU DO.

HOLIDAY GAME!

TELL ME WHY ASHLEY LIKES EACH HOLIDAY AND WHAT IT REMINDS HER OF

NEW YEAR'S-
VALENTINE'S DAY-
ST. PATRICK'S DAY-
EASTER-
MOTHER'S DAY?-
FATHER'S DAY..?-
FOURTH OF JULY-
HUG A STREETLIGHT DAY-
LABOR DAY-
HALLOWEEN-
THANKSGIVING-
CHRISTMAS-

WOW. THAT WAS REALLY COOL, RIGHT?

WHAT'S THE FIRST THING THAT COMES TO ASHLEY'S MIND WHEN SHE SAYS....

COMPUTER-
FAN-
SHOE-
LAMP-
CAT-
SEX-
BOOK-
SCRABBLE-
PURSE-
CANDY CORN-
BASKET-
CLOSET-
CAN-
BOTTLE-
FIRE-
WATER-
EARTH-
AIR-
HEART-
SCREAMING-
WHISTLEING-
MUSIC-
PARENTHESIS-

OK. SO. FORFEIT THE GAME BEFORE SOMEBODY ELSE TAKES YOU OUTTA THE FRAME. PUT YER NAME TO SHAME. COVER UP YER FACE. YOU CAN'T RUN THE RACE. THE PACE IS TOO FAST. YA JUST WON'T LAST.

WHAT GAME SHOULD I FORFEIT?-
WHO WILL TAKE ME OUT OF THE FRAME?-
WHO WILL PUT MY NAME IS TO SHAME-
WILL I COVER UP MY FACE?-

CAN I RUN THE RACE?-
IS THE PACE ACTUALLY TOO FAST?
WILL I LAST?-

AND...

WHO ELSE SHOULD FORFEIT THE GAME?-
DID I TAKE THEM OUTTA THE FRAME?-
DID I PUT THEIR NAME TO SHAME?-
DID THEY COVER UP THEIR FACE?-
DID THEY RUN THE RACE?-
WAS THE PACE JUST OO FAST?-
DID THEY LAST?-

MKAY. SOOO....TALKING TO SOME PEOPLE. GUESS WHO!!!!

1.)
2.)

GOOD JOB!

IIIIIII'M TRYING TO FORGET THAT I'M ADDICTED TO YOU!! BUT I WANT IT!! AND I NEED IT!! I'M ADDICTED TO YOUUUU!! NOW IT'S OVVEERRRR!! CAN'T FORGET WHAT YOU SAID!! AND I NEVERRRR WANNA DO THIS AGAINNN!! HEARTBREAKERRR!!!

Who am I addicted to?-
What do I want?-
What do I need?-
Am I SERIOUSLY addicted to them?-
Is it over?-
Did I forget what they said?-
Do I never wanna do this again?-
Did they break my heart?-

ANNNDD....

Who is _______ addicted to?-
What do they want?
What do they need?
Are they SERIOUSLY addicted to him/her?-
Is it over?-
Did they forget what they said?
Do they never wanna do this again?
Did they break _____'s heart?-

HIIIIII!!!!!!!!
What's up?
Are you thinking about Ashley?
What is ASHLEY thinking about?
Do you know?
Do you think you're right?
KAY! BYEE!!!

KAY

2005-08-10T03:28:15Z

Sea Horse
Beach Resort
A CONDOMINIUM COMMUNITY ON THE GULF OF MEXICO

3453 GULF OF MEXICO DRIVE o LONGBOAT KEY, FL. 24228
PHONE: (941) 383-2417 o FAX: (941) 387-8771

OhMyGod, you're famous!

OK, SO.........MY CAT IS TRYING TO OPEN HER CATNIP CONTAINER AND SHE'S HAVING A VERY DIFFICULT TIME. SHE LOOKS STUPID. IT'S FUNNY.

Have you ever seen Ashley...

Ache?
Binge?
Cook?
Dance?
Eat?
Fuck?
Gasp?
Hop?
Ink?
Juice?
Kill?
Lick?
Move?
Nip?
Open?
Party?
Qualify?
Romp?
Sing?
Touch?
Unify?
Verify?
Wonder?
X-amine?
Yodel?
Zap?

*!Ashley's Wise Quote of the Day!*

"Remember, your satisfaction is always guarenteed with Wegmans brand products."
--Danny Wegman

MEMORY GAME!

Number 1-This year
Number 2-Any other year

1.)Something funny Ashley said was-
2.)Something funny Ashley said was-

1.)Something funny Ashley DID was-
2.)Something funny Ashley DID was-

1.)Something weird Ashley did was-
2.)Something weird Ashley did was-

1.)Something weird Ashley SAID was-
2.)Something weird Ashley SAID was-

1.)Something mean Ashley said was-
2.)Something mean Ashley said was-

1.)Something mean Ashley DID was-
2.)Something mean Ashley DID was-

1.)Ashley makes me feel-
2.)Ashley made me feel-

1.)Something clever and quick-minded Ashley did was-
2.)Something clever and quick-minded Ashley did was-

1.)Something clever and quick-minded Ashley SAID was-
2.)Something clever and quick-minded Ashley SAID was-

Kay. Done.

OK GUESS THE LYRICSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!

"She wears a flower, tryin’ to forget about you"

Don't cheat or I'll KILL you. If you don't know what song it is.........just guess the S I N G E R.

Ok, I'M GONNA TEST YOUR PSYCHIC ABILITY!

What is Ashley's DIRTY LITTLE SECRET?

Write a poem about it!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LEROY JENKINSSSSSSSSS WOOT WOOT!!!

OmFg! LyK, He's oN Tv! OmFg! iT'S EfFiNg aNdY MiLoNaKiS aNd He'S wInNiNg An eFfInG AwArD!

KAY, GOOD JOB, ANDY! I ALWAYS KNEW YA COULD DO IT!

Cookie Monster's gonna eat your cake...!
Wahh?
Cookie Monster's in the kitchen! He's gonna eat your cake!
Where's Cookie Monster?

Hey, [name here], did you know that Wup is CAFFEINE FREE WITH NATURAL FLAVORED LEMON LIME FLAVORS?! I BET YOU DIDN'T! ;) Ahh, you are a kidder.....

So, like, new game? Maybe? Yeah!

What are 10 things Ashley did in the past hour?

1.)
2.)
3.)
4.)
5.)
6.)
7.)
8.)
9.)
10.)

Oh, brb....

Ok, back.

I was watching THE BRAVERY perform, OK??? THEY'RE SEXY. GET OVER IT.

Yeahhhh...I ran outta ideas, bebe. Byee. <33 Muah.

ddfhghhhhh

2005-08-10T01:21:29Z

OK NEW UPDATE AGAINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
mood: high.
AIAIAIAIAIAI

OH WE WE AREEE OH WE WE AREEE OH WE WE AREEEE THE WAAAAIIIIITTINGG....

guess what?
what?
FAG!

im gonna make another game, kay? kay!

THIS IS ABOUT YOUR FUTURE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WHO WILL YOU MARRY?!

OK. 1 2 3....

1.)if you are 13 skip to 2. if you are 14 skip to 3. if you are neither, skip to 5.
2.)if you are a stupid shit, go to 3. if you are a bitch go to 4.
3.)if you have a name, go to 4.
4.)if you want a pop, go to 5. if you don't stay here forever.
5.)IF IT TOOK YOU MORE THAN 4 TRIES TO GET TO THIS NUMBER, YOU WILL MARRY YOUR TRUE LOVE!!!!!!!!! IF IT TOOK YOU LESS THAN 4, YOU WILL MARRY YOUR HAND, BITCH!!!

A
S
H
L
E
Y

^^ MAKE A SENTENCE FOR EACH LETTER.

DO YOU ABSOLUTELY LOOOOOVE NELLY?

PEACCCHESSS <333

forgeit the game or ill kill you forever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever kyYyYkas!!!!!

Ashley wants to eat:
Ashley wants to drink:
Ashley wants to talk to:
Ashley wants to sing to:
Ashley wants to bathe:
Ashley wants to kill:
Ashley is currently thinking:

this is you >>>>> 0
\|\ HAHAHA YOU'RE A LOSER!!!
/\

A
B
C
D
E
F
G
H
I
J
K
L
M
N
O
P
Q
R
S
T
U
V
W
X
Y
Z

What does Ashley LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE for each letter?

What does Ashley HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATE for each letter?

A
B
C
D
E
F
G
H
I
J
K
L
M
N
O
P
Q
R
S
T
U
V
W
X
Y
Z

kay youre stupid and am i no yes bee hive!

IS KRISTINA HUNGRY?
x sacrifice 32 x: GOD DAMN I WAS HUNGRY

well...was she??

YOU SUCK ASS!

oh god....here comes the tornado......

if i was gonna have sex with the next person who says, "you have AMAZINGLY LARGE TITS" to me, who would it be?

ha.

*raises hand*
YES?
oh, you just have a prune up your ass
oh, ok. will you take it out for me?

OK, WILL HE TAKE IT OUT FOR HER? YES OR NO!?

OK, DOES ASHLEY SMELL LIKE CHERRY BLOSSOMS RIGHT NOW?

ashley wants a cock.
YOU ARE A PERV
SHE MEANS A ROOSTER.
or does she?
yes, she means it.

1.)what do you think she means?
2.)where is she gonna get a rooster?
3.)do you have a rooster?
4.)do you know anyone who will lend her a rooster?
5.)do you know what color you eyes are?

BYEE!!!!!!!!!

I UPDATED!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!NSFBGJKJ!!

2005-08-09T01:44:02Z

HEEYYY. OK. WOW. I'M WRITING IN HERE. I'M SO BORED. SO I'M JUST GONNA TYPE AND TYPE AND TYPE. KAYYY!!! HEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYY. I'M GONNA READ THIS IN LIKE 62 YEARS AND THING, "OH, ASHLEY...YOU'RE A FAG FOR ACTING LIKE SUCH A FUCKING DICK...."

HAHAHAHA I DONT CARE YOU OLDER ASHLEY!!!!

KAY...TYPINGGG.....GUESS WHAT?!

HEY-HEY YOU!!!

WHAT?!

I HAVE A RED SILK SKIRT ON MY HEAD!!!! LITERALLYYY!!!!!! AAAHHHH!!!

ok sooooo theres a cup in front of me. ha. ice cream once sat upon in it. should i get up to throw it away?

NO!

only losers do that.

typing...typing.....

rape meee rape meeeee rape meeeee

STUPID GiIiRl...dont believe IN FEAR DONT BELIEVE IN FAITH DONT BELIEVE IN ANYTHING THAT YOU CANT BREAK!!!!!!!

HEY A KELLY CLARKSON COMMERCIAL!!! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
FOR THAT ONE SPECIAL KISS OHH I CANT BELIEVE ITS HAPPENING TO MEEEE SOME PEOPLE WAIT A LIFE TIME FOR A MOMENT LIKE THIS!!!

yep, I'LL NEVER HAVE A MOMENT LIKE THAT! I'LL BE LONELY FOREVER.....OH, SNAP!

I LoOooOoOoaoOAKIVEEEEEE GINGER SNAPS!!!!!!!

i'll keep you my dirty little secret.....

hey hey hey hey hey hey hey ok. lets write a story.

YOU HAVE TO USE 5 PEOPLE.....A KITCHEN.......ANNNDDDDDD.....ORANGE JUICE....ANDDD..OF COURSE....I'M ONE OF THE 5 PEOPLE...OK, AND.....OH, A PAPER.

YEP! HAVE FUN!

TYPINGGG....

MY EARS ITCHES HELLA BAD. *itch itch* ALL BETTER.

Ya know what's sad is that people actually read this I found out.

HAHAHA YOU SUCK ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WHAT ELSE IS CURRENTLY ON MY MIND.....
I DON'T KNOW?! OH, YA DON'T...REALLY?? NO! I DON'T! HAHA YOU'RE A FAG!

OK NEW GAME!

WHAT ARE 10 SUBJECTS ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLWAYS ON MY MIND?

I BET YOU CAN'T DO THAT, HUH!?

1.)
2.)
3.)
4.)
5.)
6.)
7.)
8.)
9.)
10.)

GUESS WHAT!!!!!!!! I ALMOST DIED ON A PLANE AND I THOUGHT IT WAS HELLA FUNNY!!!!!! YYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OKOKOKK HEY VACCUM....HEY FAN...HHEEEYY BABAAAAY.

OK NEW GAME AGAIN!

FILL IN THE CONVERSATON!!!!!

YOU CHOOSE WHO MY CONVERSATIONS ARE WITH!!

Ashley: Hey.
PERSON:Heeyyy
Ashley:Wuddup, SEXAY?
PERSON: ahh....nothin....you?
Ashley: nothing really...i just danced around naked.
PERSON: OH?
Ashley: yeah, yeah, wanna come over and join?
PERSON: well.....
Ashley: yeaahh...?
PERSON: I DUNNO....LET ME ASK
Ashley: kay!
PERSON: My mom said i can come over later....uhhh...
Ashley: werd.

NEW ONE!

Ashley: hiiiii
PERSON:
Ashley: wAzZzAP??
PERSON:
Ashley: ahh, nothing...im bored
PERSON:
PERSON:
Ashley: HAHAHAHAHA
PERSON:
Ashley:....ooohhh...
Ashley: sexy
Ashley: heh
PERSON:
PERSON:
PERSON:
PERSON:
Ashley: i dunno.
Ashley: should i?
PERSON:
Ashley: kay :)
PERSON:
PERSON:
Ashley: ahhh...
PERSON:
Ashley: wow. i so love you. hahahaha.

KAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

can you feel the love tonight?

Ashley wants to:
Ashley needs to:
Ashley thinks:
Ashley hates:
Ashley said:
Ashley reminds me of:
I think Ashley should:
I think Ashley is:
I WANT ASHLEY TO:
I'm going to make Ashley:

we are we are weeeeeeeeeeeeee are the youth of the natiooon....we are we are weeeeeeeee areee...the youth of the nation.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. GERMAN SHEPARD.

liquor is a weird word.

OK GAME!

Ashley: hi
YOU:
Ashley: can i eat some applesauce with you?
YOU:
Ashley: WHY NOT?!?!?!?!?!
YOU:
YOU:
Ashley: what the fuck
Ashley: thats not true....
Ashley: you're the biggest liar EVER!
YOU:
YOU:
YOU:
Ashley: i cant believe you....

*PERSON* (YOOOUR CHOICE) WALKS IN THE ROOM

PERSON:
ASHLEY:
YOU:
YOU:
ASHLEY:
YOU:
ASHLEY:
PERSON:
PERSON:
ASHLEY:
ASHLEY:
PERSON:
YOU:
ASHLEY:
YOU:
YOU:
YOU:
PERSON:
YOU:
ASHLEY:

*person* and _______ leave the room to _____________ __________.

little susie she was only 12....

oh DAMN IM THIRSTY.

HOW ABOUT I GET ME A GRAPE POP?

Good choice, Ashley.

*brb*

back.

ahhh thats good grape.

GONNNA MOVE OUT OF THE COUNTRY
GONNA EAT LOTTA PEACHES
MOVE OUT OF THE COUNTRY
GONNA EAT ME A LOTTA PEACHES

if you can name 3 songs i have stuck in my head right now, i'll give you a BIG BEAR HUG!

1.)
2.)
3.)

omg, the dog is humping me.
ashley...
WUZZAHH?
you don't have a dog.
oh, my bad.

yeaahhh....thats a good pop.

its in tiptop shape!

ok. im done. byee. time for some phone sex.

I UPDATED!

2005-07-16T23:13:04Z

GAAAAAHHHH. I DON'T WANNA FUCKING UPDATE. HUSH, DAMMIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

DG;LHKJFGLJHKFHKEFRKEMLTKJEIH BKFJGDFKYGNRDKYJ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

CFKJGJKF
SFTGH
GKH
RED
R
FD
F
J
Y
K

PSRY
U
TU

S
ER
R
RR
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TYI
YU
UR
PI!!!!!! <WRT <3333

cheezplease @ 2005-06-18T20:27:00

2005-06-18T00:26:23Z

JUST SOME...FOR SERIOUS.

Yes, Macky, THAT is Coty's tummy. I love tummys. EEEE.

LAST FULL DAY

2005-06-17T23:55:09Z

Aight, today was some fun shit, yes?! Do we agree. We agree.

SoOo, mhm. Everyone got to do shit and nothing for the first part of the day, so we people as in the Macky, Brennan, Gorney, and Abbott put our hair in pigtails.

Whoa, ho.

I was very pleased with the reaction I got for putting my hair up. People stared, yes, but few mentioned it.

Ok.

So, then we got to go to GRADUATION PRACTICE AND DAMN, DID I FEEL SEXY WALKING UP THERE WITH PIGTAILS.

Uh huh.

So, like, after we all went to the Ministry Center, yes?! Yes, we did. Us stupid shits played cards. Actually, Ashley watched and picked apart the styraphome building. Then we went over to the nets, and I am VERY HIGH. So, I was swinging around in the soccer net, and my head pops through a hole. Woow, I like, pissed myself cause it was unexpected. I was all whippin around, choking myself cause it was bouncing. Then I fell and tangled myself in the net. So I got my head out and shit my pants from laughing so hard.

Kay.

Then we went to lunch. Yes, you know that already, but it was our last lunch together so let's mention it.

Mentioned.

Kay, then we went back to the room and watched ROCK AROUND THE BLOCK. DAAMMNN. And got ready for volleyball.

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS....

I was VERY seexyy. I was all in pigtails again, with my plaid pajama bottoms, my oreo boxers, knee socks, utha FUZZY socks, and 3 shirts with lipstick on my face.
So we were all WOOOOO through the gym, and givin high fives n shit. I gave one to everyone available. Yes, I'm wicked.
Kay, 801 went. While they did that, I followed Will around to scare him.
Muuuah.
THEN WE PLAYED. <3<3<3 LET'S HIDE FROM THE BALL, ASHLEY!!
Then 803.
Then whatever.
Then we all played togther.
I did VERY good at keeping away from the ball until NOBODY was paying attention.
I was standing there....and WOO, HERE IT COMES RIGHT AT MEEEE!!!
"Oh, God."
I managed to hit it, which also helped bounce it around on other people's heads.
Niice.
Phh...Teachers cheating again...gawd...
THEN WE WENT HOME!!!!!!!

Yeh, I was sposed to go to thee movies tonight but ok, I dunno what happened. Maybe I will go tomorrow. Doesn't matter now though since THE POP WON'T BE POURED.
Noo, they had to decide to go TONIGHT.
GOD.
LET'S NOT ANSWER THE PHONE SO WE CAN'T POUR COKE ON PEOPLE'S HEADS.
Guh.

GO

2005-06-14T22:17:32Z

NAME 20 PEOPLE I KNOW.

GO.

I DON'T CARE IF I LIKE THEM OR NOT.

GO.

Aii!

2005-06-12T01:54:20Z

GOTH
Do you wear black eyeliner?: Nope.
How much black clothing do you own?: A lot...and if I'm not wearing black, I most likely hate whatever I'm wearing at the moment...
Do you think about death often?: Nahhh
Do you want to die?: Nooo
Are you pale?: ShYAWW...
Do you cut?: Noope
Do you like Hot Topic?: uh huh

SKATER PUNK
Can you skateboard?: I can attempt
How often do you wear Vans?: never
What's your sneaker brand?: SKETCHERS!!! but I want DC.
Do you do stupid stuff with your friends?: hell fucking yes
How much do you get in trouble?: a lot... :) Stupid shit.
Do you listen to the bands who are considered posers?: Soometimes
How many piercings do you have?: Well both lobes...so...2..

PREP
How often do you say the word "like"?:in like every sentence and I didn't just say that as a joke....for serious...If I ddin't just say like, I woulda been like...annoyed. DAMMIT. I DID IT AGAIN.
Do you shop at Abercrombie and Fitch?: ewwwww
Are the A&F models hot?: Nooooo
How many purses do you own?: TWO. Wow. I'm wicked.
Is lipgloss a must? ....Ew. No.
How often do you wear makeup?: Never, unless I'm forced to wear it when I'm dressed up.
Ever had a manicure?: Nuhh
Rock music is bad, right?: NOO, IT'S SEXY.
Are you ever ditzy?: YESSSS all the timmee
Do you own high heels?: Um. No..
Have you ever said "Oh my gosh"?: When I was lil...
Are you a cheerleader?: AAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA.

HIPPIE
Is your hair long?: shoulder length
Are you a vegetarian?: No, but I wanna be. :)
Do you own a tye dye shirt?: Yup. But I've never worn it.
Do you want peace?: Yawww
Do you want to save the animals?: YEAAAHH!!!!
What do you think about the current war?: It's a shit.

GANGSTA
Are you from the ghetto?: OOO YEAAHHH
Do you own "bling bling"?: Nahh
What do you think about do-rags?: They looked wicked sexy on me.
Do you like rap?: Jay-Z, but dat's it. Whoa, I just said dat and I'm in the gangsta section. I'm too cool. Ohh. AND CANDY SHOP!!!!
What do you think about afros?: I love them<3<3
Have you ever said 'fo shizzle'?: Uh huhh

FRAT
Is life a party?: Yaaaa
How often do you get drunk?: Never, but...I'm thinkin I will get drunk a lot when I'm older even though I hate beer now. No, I don't drink. Shut up. I'm confusing myself.
Do you care about your grades?: Sometimes
Do you need attitude adjustment?: Well, yeah. Not cause I'm like, bitchy, but I'm all not caring about what I do and if someone came in my room and raped me right now, I would just sit there and let the person do it.

EMO
How often do you cry?: never hahahaha
Do you have an ex?: yep
Do you have an acoustic guitar?: yaa!
Are you emotional?: HAHAHAHAHAA *winkkk* Not like THAT...
Do you like soft music?: Depends
Do people understand you?: Only a couple people...mehbeh....I dunno. Possibly just one.
Do you write your own songs?: By accident. Yes, I don't get it either, but ok.
Is your hair dyed dark?: No..Iz blonde..

JOCK
Do you play any sports?: NO. LOSER. HAHAHAHA. I'm so lazy.
How important are they to you?: Not important.
How important is your reputation?: Well, I didn't really care until the cut rumor started going around. So...I really don't care what people think until it gets to a point where everyone thinks you wanna kill yourself when it's not true. Many people know me well enough to see that I'm like...some stupid shit that can't be any happier.
Do you pick on the geeky kids?: Noo they're haawwtt!!
What do you think about football?:Eww
Are you considered a bully by anyone?: Um, I think to one person...I don't know if I still am though.

GEEK
Do you wear glasses?: nope
Are you smart?: Depends. I got really lazy with work this year so I actually wouldn't know. Science brought my average down a lot cause I'll never understand it so it makes me look like a retard since I'm actually doing good in all the other subjects. Cept for gym. I only "forgot my clothes" every time.
Do you use an inhaler?: No..
Do you stick pens and calculators into your shirt pockets?: NO. HAHAHA.
Does your mom buy your clothes?: She'll PAY, but I would never let anyone pick out my clothes for me, unless it's like, my aunt, cause now she only gets me stuff from Hot Topic.
How often are you on the computer?: A looot...
Do you get picked on?: By people in my group, shyeaaaaa!! We're stupid shits to each other, but it's all good....I'm sure people talk about me behind my back since "I'm gothic and don't talk." Ha. They don't know me at allll....

cheezplease @ 2005-06-10T02:43:00

2005-06-09T18:44:35Z

Whoooaaaaa

Aight, I dunno how the rumor that I cut myself got spread so fast but it's not true. Did anyone ever notice cuts BEFORE today or even before we flew kites? Uhphh. Jessica's string to her kite got all fwoooosh against my legs and it felt like somone was slicing me open. The one on my ankle is cause I tripped over one. Yes, I'm stable. I don't know where the fuck anyone got the idea that I cut on my wrists but there are none and there aren't any scars either. I know I hold my wrists when I'm walking, but I'm just like that cause I need to like, hold something. If you check them, there's nothing there. I would never fucking cut so don't believe any of the shit that people tell you about me. Nobody would be that retarded to cut themselves and then wear a skirt the next day for everyone to see.

YEAAHH, BAABE.

2005-06-08T18:46:27Z

I'm Wayy Too Sexxyyy

Your Love Life by lpfloatsmyboat
Name/username/nickname:
favorite color:
best physical quaility:	teeth
best personality trait:	you don't follow the croud
will you marry your bf/gf that you have now?	yes!
when will you get married?	January 27, 2013
your kiss is:	polite
People date you because:	you're hot

Quiz created with MemeGen!

Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me with Ashley Marie Abbottosis
Cause:	overwork
Symptoms:	sudden vestigial extra head, grunting, hearing voices, bulging eyes
Cure:	take one and a half purple crystals before going to bed
Enter your name, for your own diagnosis:

You scored as Mushrooms. Shrooms! You're still goin for one of the most natural drugs. You'd like to visit a whole other world, and see things you've never seen before. Fucking trippy.

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Mushrooms

56%

None!

50%

Inhalents

50%

Cocaine

50%

Ecstacy

19%

Alcohol

13%

Marijuana

What's your ideal drug?
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You scored as Jupiter. You are Jupiter-sociable, funny, and secretly artistic. Everyone loves you and wants to be your friend. You can tell a good joke off of the top of your head any time you want to.

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Jupiter

85%

Pluto

73%

Uranus

70%

Saturn

60%

Neptune

58%

Venus

57%

Earth

55%

Mars

47%

Mercury

45%

What planet are you from?
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In Ten Years Your Livejournal Friends Will Be...? by homelessbrit
Username
Age
Will be buying drugs from you	crazy_sweetie19
Will be dead	its_like_woosh
Will still be obsessed with you	broken_lies_xox
Won't know their own name	xoharry_ronox
Will have some unknown STD	stapled__shut
Will have 6 days to live	babigrl5091
Won't remember how to count	abercrmbsweetie
Will be the only succesful one	shanahan22
Will be too cool for everyone	babidoll411
Will gain 143 pounds of sadness	chrissybabi014

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Those were fun. I've only been saving them for 10 years.

Much To See

2005-06-08T00:54:18Z

Get Well Soon

You've got alot to learn before I let you go
Theres things you need to see and things you need to know

They say we wont make it
What do they know?
They say we can't do it,
But I've got to know..

And is it getting better?
Is it getting worse?
Was it ever worth it?
Was it just a curse?
and is it getting better now?
and is it getting better now?

You've got alot to do before I let you stay
Theres things you need to see and things you need to say

They say we wont make it
What do they know?
They say we can't do it,
But I've got to know..

And is it getting better?
Is it getting worse?
Was it ever worth it?
Was it just a curse?
And is it getting better?
Is it getting worse?
Was it ever worth it?
Was it just a curse?
and is it getting better now?
and is it getting better now?

You always talk too much, too little, too late, too much, too little, too thick for me to figure out
You always talk too much, too little, too late, too much, too little, too thick for me to figure out
and i still can't figure out..

And is it getting better?
Is it getting worse?
Was it ever worth it?
Was it just a curse?
And is it getting better?
Is it getting worse?
Was it ever worth it?
Was it just a curse?
and is it getting better now?
and is it getting better now?

Woo.

2005-06-07T23:21:15Z

You scored as Feeling This - Blink 182. You are "Feeling This" by Blink-182. You're a charming, optimistic person, and you believe that sex is nothing without love. Your friends and significant other are both equally important to you- everyone is incredibly important in your book and you are supportive of all of your friends and family.

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Feeling This - Blink 182

100%

Minority - Green Day

95%

Too Far Gone - All American Rejects

90%

The Middle - Jimmy Eat World

75%

Cute without the 'E' - Taking Back Sunday

65%

Helena - My Chemical Romance

65%

Work - Jimmy Eat World

55%

You know what they do to guys like us in prison - My Chemical Romance

55%

Buried a Lie - Senses Fail

45%

Burnout - Green Day

40%

Save Me - Unwritten Law

40%

You're So Last Summer - Taking Back Sunday

35%

Home - Three Days Grace

30%

What emo/rock song are you?
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I got no regret right now (I’m feeling this)
The air is so cold and low (I’m feeling this)
Let me go in her room (I’m feeling this)
I love all the things you do (I’m feeling this) {I wanna take off her clothes (I’m feeling this)}
Show me the way to bed (I’m feeling this)
Show me the way you move (I’m feeling this)
Fuck it, it's such a blur (I’m feeling this)
I love all the things you do (I’m feeling this)

[Chorus:]
Fate fell short this time
Your smile fades in the summer
Place your hand in mine
I’ll leave when I wanna

Where do we go from here
Turn all the lights down now
Smiling from ear to ear (I’m feeling this)
Our breathing has got too loud (I’m feeling this)
Show me the bedroom floor (I’m feeling this)
Show me the bathroom mirror (I’m feeling this)
We’re taking this way too slow (I’m feeling this)
Take me away from here (I’m feeling this)

[Chorus x2]

This place was never the same again
After you came and went
How can you say you meant anything different
To anyone standing alone
On the street with a cigarette
On the first night we met

Look to the past
And remember and smile.
And maybe tonight
I can breathe for awhile.
I'm not in the scene
I think I'm fallin' asleep
But then all that it means is
I'll always be dreaming of you.

[Chorus x5]
[During Last Choruses In The Background:]
(Are we alone, do you feel it?
So lost and disillusioned)

Well, reading those lyrics just made me sound 5 million times hornier especially that I got this song as 100%.

What is that, now, for SERIOUS?

Woot.

2005-06-07T00:26:31Z

You May Be a Bit Antisocial ...

Antisocial? That may be a bit of an understatement.

You think rules are meant to be broken - and with gusto!

Having no fear, you don't even think about consequences.

But people love you anyway... you've got a boatload of charm.

What Personality Disorder Are You?

Everything says I break rules.
Aww, how cuteee.<3<3<3

MUAAAH<3

2005-06-06T01:49:24Z

OK.OK.OK.

Y'ALL KNOW HOW I'M ALL TELLING EVERYONE I'M IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE I DON'T KNOW. YES, OH, YES, YOU DO.

I FOUND HIMMM.

Egawd.

Sosss, Chloe, Katie, and me were all ridin bikes and shit. So we got to this one street and ahead of us was this black kid playing basketball, and I was all, "I want him."

BUT THEN.

I looked over and there was a red haired dude like, our age sitting on a skateboard.

MUAAAH.<3<3

I LOOKED AT HIM AND I'M JUST LIKE....."I LOVE YOU."

AND CHLOE'S ALL...."SHE'S GONNA RAPE YOU..."

AND HE'S ALL...."NOT IF I RAPE HER FIRST."

I claim him forever and I will own him.